January 2010
26 Ways to Impress a Girl
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are). 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are...
- Whatever happens in the end, I don’t wanna lose you as my friend.
- I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.
Hotel Chevalier
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up a whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life… You give them a piece of...
A honra de poder apresentar ao mundo uma ereção… eis o que os homens querem, mais do que tudo, em suas vidas. Arte, ciência, fé, amor, tudo isso é secundário diante da capacidade de preencher com sangue venal uma esponja de carne pendurada entre as pernas. De que vale, afinal, você realiazar uma obra-prima, se o seu pau permanece mole? Para que desvendar os mistérios do Big Bang se, depois,...
